In order to kill parasites, I tried all the natural remedies: garlic, cloves, thyme… I even grew some “sweet wormwood”. But nothing worked. And what about Flagyl, prescribed by a doctor? A temporary relief maybe, but I can tell they came back. I never dared to buy miracle capsules on the internet because it is suspiciously overpriced, and if I believe what the forums say, it doesn’t really do miracles…
Eventually, I happened to finally find something that works for me: in less than 10 days, I had no pain nor bloating!
I am generally quite adventurous with regard to health, and here, it goes far indeed! And at the same time, it’s so simple, and safe…
The vampires hunt isn’t what you learnt in movies.
If you haven’t left the page yet, you may be a good septic. (Or, you like the disgusting stuff… ) The bad septic doesn’t believe in the stuff, end of the story. The good septic doesn’t believe in it either, but has the scientific mind, so he makes sure that it doesn’t work. That’s what I did, except that… it worked.
- Garlic: thousands of powers?
- The hack: bypass your digestive system with garlic suppositories!
- Doubts? Fears?
- Practical Guide
I couldn’t count the number of articles on health sites that promote the benefits of garlic. Natural antibiotic against Lyme here, anti-parasitic there… Yes, but these journalists, did they verify if it works?
The thing is, this probably works: garlic does have super powers. But after digestion, the effects are diminished. Very diminished. Our digestive system is very effective. In the french book “The Truth About Lyme Disease“, a patient testifies that he feels much better by eating 3 heads of garlic a day. Not 3 cloves, 3 heads!! When you read an article about the benefits of garlic, does it also say that you need to consume 3 heads a day? Usually, they just tell you to buy capsules or put a bit in your dishes, which usually has little to no effect – except adding a nice little flavor and give you a “refreshing” breath…
You probably got it now, if you want the garlic to be effective in the intestines without eating loads of it, you have to go through the VIP entrance. You follow me? The garlic is intact, so still 100% effective, and it’s in the right place to proceed. Ah! I feel like you’re starting to wonder if I could be right…
So, you insert a clove of garlic directly like a suppository. Then it releases its magic substances:
- In the colon, which effectively kills the parasites that are there.
- Since the colon is porous, some substances pass into the blood. We can then hope for miracles.
It may work, but still, it’s a bit scary…
Thanks to a great partnership between several international labs, a double-blind scientific study of 20,000 people was able to verify…
Nope. Apparently, this method has been completely forgotten. It doesn’t interest anyone anymore. 9549 results if you search for “garlic” on pubmed, but none talk of it as a suppository!
So, nothing about this method but many publications on the powers of garlic: Antimicrobial, anti-inflammatory, immunoregulatory… and therefore potentially beneficial effects on obesity, cardiovascular diseases, immune problems, even cancer… everything is there, go see, it’s crazy! I am not checking every study, and I don’t need to: this article isn’t about providing you with scientific proof. The scientist, today, it’s you my friend! And me!
Once sent into space, the capsule does not dissolve like the usual suppositories. It doesn’t go into some adventures either. In fact, it sticks around, still, waiting for the next boat to bring it back to the harbor. In more scientific terms, your next bowel movement will get it out.
And it’s does “plop”!
When we put some garlic in the mouth, it’s damn strong! So, in the rectum… (with its sensitive mucosa…) it must be very irritating and dangerous! No?!
No. I myself went around the internet 3 times to be sure for sure that there was no danger or side effects. Apparently, nobody had any worries.
And if it does not come out?
And if it gets stuck?
And if it burns?
These questions are legitimate. But in the end, it’s a quite safe process. It does not irritate, it does not burn, and you forget about it very quickly (I sometimes have this feeling in the head that tells me that something is happening… funny!).
(I need to protect myself legally)
Let’s do it! Let’s get practical!
Peel a clove of garlic. It’s ready!
For your comfort, you can coat it with coconut oil, it facilitates access to the VIP club. I didn’t try other oils but it would probably work as well.
If you don’t defecate, it may not come out. So, let’s be clear, this isn’t a something you want to do if you are fasting or if you are often constipated! Eat fiber and drink enough. Make sure the next poop is not too far ahead.
If you scared, you can insert it when you feel that it’s time to go to the bathroom. You then keep it for half an hour (or more) before expelling it. You will then gain confidence: “finally, it was not so terrible!”
There is an emergency procedure, which means that in the end the risks are close to zero. If you really are afraid you might panic, make sure you have an enema device. A small enema bulb can also be enough, since the clove shouldn’t go far.
So, you fill yourself up with water, and when the water comes out, the garlic clove comes out too. Easy.
There isn’t really a proven dosage, so it’s up to you to find a rhythm that suits you according to the effects you experience. You may be able to start with 1 time per day for 3 days.
If you feel better, chances are it is thanks to the magical power of garlic. Less pain in the belly? Better digestion? Less brain fog? I think the effects can be diverse, so note down your symptoms, and see how they evolve.
If it works, don’t stop there: reiterate periodically because parasites (or lyme) are tough and often find a way to survive and come back.
You just experimented and you want a little more effects? No need to put more! Just squeeze the garlic clove with a knife to crack it slightly. It will then be a little more “juicy”, and will release more substances.
Note: if you are parasited, you may have more gas than usual. It’s a good sign, but it’s not necessarily pleasant – especially because of the strong smell of garlic. Persist if you can, it should pay.
There is also vaginal use to treat certain infections or fungi. Be careful: what you introduce into your vagina does not come out. There are special techniques for this particular case. I have obviously not tested it so I will not be able to tell you more about it, I let you explore the web if you want more information. Feel free to share it if you have any experience on the subject!
If you are still really afraid, or if your transit is very irregular, I tested for you the use of a string – the same principle as a tampon. Make notches and attach the garlic clove with a string. It’s clearly less comfortable, but you’re then in total control.
I cannot advise you to frequently use this technique in the long run because it could alter your intestinal flora. In the short term, however, it is perfect cleaning system!
We live in a world where we shouldn’t talk about anything that comes in or out the anus. Such a simple solution is too gross, too dirty. It’s disgusting. All the grandmothers’ tricks have been replaced by the pharmaceutical industry. We only talk about our problems with our doctor. The simple things in life have become taboo. Probably few people will dare to share such an article… “You realize, Isabelle?! She puts garlic in her ass! Hihihi.”
Grow up. And kill these damn parasites with a fucking 1 euro remedy!
I wish you a good vampire hunt. Feel free to share in the comments the forgotten grandmother tips that helped you too!